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Worst MLS Photo of the Moment

At Least We Know the Address!

One of my clients sent this one to me in an email.  He wanted to get an idea what the exterior was like but this was the only exterior photo included with the listing.

Yep, this is it.  There were plenty of interior photos but this was the only exterior photo.

Looks like 7063 to me..you?

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Worst MLS Photo of the Moment

By Far, The Best Deal in Sacramento Real Estate!

While looking around the MLS this morning, I found this one.  Location, location, location!  Only $245,000!

I’m not sure if our governator is ready to move out just yet but it’s nice to know he’s not selling short or has been foreclosed upon!

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Worst MLS Photo of the Moment

“Open Says Me”

All I can do is chuckle to myself.

You know, I don’t search for these, they just find me.  And I’m glad they do because I get endless enjoyment from them.

Here is another exquisite marketing photo from our very own multiple listing service.  I find myself looking at it as if I were at the Louvre, getting lost in thought and the finally wondering out loud to myself “what does it mean?”

That said, it is a very nice door.  I bet it’s a better deal at Home Depot!

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Worst MLS Photo of the Moment

“For Sale – Fourplex in Sacramento”

This would be funny if it weren’t so sad!  LOL!  While looking for an investment property for a client of mine, I ran across this beautiful fourplex in Sacramento.

Where you ask?  Right there, can’t you see it?  This photo looks like it could be a golf course or a park.

I know there has to be a fourplex in there somewhere.  Amazing.  This is the lead photo and goes out to all of the real estate related internet sites throughout the world!  Am I the only agent who knows that?

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Worst MLS Photo of the Moment

Can You Say “Open House”?

Wow, two in one week.  That is a record for this category but I couldn’t resist this one either.  I mean, who is going to take a picture like this..did the camera just happen to click as it was falling off your arm?  And an open house sign no less.  Sheesh!

Buying or selling, either way, we can help you get there AND we guarantee we’ll get better pictures to represent your home than this!  Video too AND domination of the search engines for your home address.  What else is there?

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Worst MLS Photo of the Moment – Roseville Homes for Sale

Look at the AWESOME Storage!

Admittedly, this agent is one of the best in the area and this photo was added with the disclaimer that normally it wouldn’t be included in her picture set for any listing but….here we are.  Of course, I couldn’t resist being the wisenhiemer that I am!

I wonder if all this stuff is included with the sale? Is that quality insulation or what?  I think it’s time for a garage sale..:)

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Worst MLS Photo of the Moment

Photos SO Unispiring That I Became Inspired!

I ran across these to from the same listing in Sacramento today.  Umm…I just don’t know what to say.  If the banks only knew…

I’ve seen some great photos of homes before..this has got to be one of the best!  This is what you get when your unlicensed assistant takes your pictures!  I think it’s a water heater in an unpainted garage but I’m not sure!  Nice taping job though!

Here’s another beauty!

This screams “don’t show this house so I can double end it!”  I bet the view from the window was just as uninspiring!  If this was the better choice of the two, eeeeesssssshhhhh!

These were the only photos on this particular listing! 

Another laugh from a market that has had it pretty bad of late.  It’s better than crying, right?

Information from Metrolist, Inc.

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